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posted 8 hours ago56272 notes ■ the-stoner-sagedead-dogma

posted 8 hours ago8897 notes ■ motherofqueersmarziiporn

marybriannna:

reddlr-trees:

"What happens to missing lighters?" (crosspost from /r/420code)

😂😂👌👌🔥

marybriannna:

reddlr-trees:

"What happens to missing lighters?" (crosspost from /r/420code)

😂😂👌👌🔥


posted 8 hours ago1439 notes ■ the-stoner-sagereddlr-trees
nagitok:

"what did this man do, officer?"
"he just… he just did everything”

nagitok:

"what did this man do, officer?"

"he just… he just did everything


posted 8 hours ago681839 notes ■ poezilahobnobbly

earthnation:

my room isn’t messy it’s grunge


posted 8 hours ago524313 notes ■ unpopuler
humansofnewyork:

“I was doing time for armed robbery when I found out that my daughter had been killed. Her and my son-in-law had been doing hallucinogens, and he was choking her because that is supposed to make a better orgasm, but he cut off her air too long and ended up killing her. Instead of calling the police, he sat on her body for three days then dumped it behind a 7-11. I was so angry when they called and told me, I pulled up a footlocker that was bolted to the ground. I’m skinny but I’m strong as hell. My wife couldn’t take it, and she OD’d. They found her in the bathroom with one hundred empty bags of heroin. She’d fallen in the bathtub and hit her head on the soap dish. When they called and told me that, I tried to hang myself with my bedsheets.”

humansofnewyork:

“I was doing time for armed robbery when I found out that my daughter had been killed. Her and my son-in-law had been doing hallucinogens, and he was choking her because that is supposed to make a better orgasm, but he cut off her air too long and ended up killing her. Instead of calling the police, he sat on her body for three days then dumped it behind a 7-11. I was so angry when they called and told me, I pulled up a footlocker that was bolted to the ground. I’m skinny but I’m strong as hell. My wife couldn’t take it, and she OD’d. They found her in the bathroom with one hundred empty bags of heroin. She’d fallen in the bathtub and hit her head on the soap dish. When they called and told me that, I tried to hang myself with my bedsheets.”


posted 8 hours ago5266 notes ■ humansofnewyork

posted 8 hours ago88094 notes ■ amburrritooemojidscreencaps

posted 8 hours ago11036 notes ■ amburrritooseltzerlizard

actualjainasolo:

darshanapathak:

Raise your hand if you’re straddling the line between crippling anxiety and not giving any fucks about anything

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posted 8 hours ago401824 notes ■ squidyworddarshanapathak

i want to be a mushroom because they’re cute and can also be poisonous


posted 8 hours ago67284 notes ■ squidyword

posted 18 hours ago29922 notes ■ narc0ticemanuelco

terrible-beauty:

IM SO SATISFIED


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posted 18 hours ago3046 notes ■ ultrafacts

tuxedoducklinq:

hockpock:

qualiachameleon:

rocketumbl:

Theo Jansen  Strandbeest

Side note: These don’t have motors. They’re completely momentum/wind-powered and literally just wander around beaches unsupervised like giant abstract monsters.

these are both amazing and COMPLETELY TERRIFYING

IF I SAW ONE OF THESE COMING I WOULD CRY


posted 18 hours ago152819 notes ■ stankyfacerocketumbl
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