"What happens to missing lighters?" (crosspost from /r/420code)
"what did this man do, officer?"
"he just… he just did everything”
“I was doing time for armed robbery when I found out that my daughter had been killed. Her and my son-in-law had been doing hallucinogens, and he was choking her because that is supposed to make a better orgasm, but he cut off her air too long and ended up killing her. Instead of calling the police, he sat on her body for three days then dumped it behind a 7-11. I was so angry when they called and told me, I pulled up a footlocker that was bolted to the ground. I’m skinny but I’m strong as hell. My wife couldn’t take it, and she OD’d. They found her in the bathroom with one hundred empty bags of heroin. She’d fallen in the bathtub and hit her head on the soap dish. When they called and told me that, I tried to hang myself with my bedsheets.”
Raise your hand if you’re straddling the line between crippling anxiety and not giving any fucks about anything
i want to be a mushroom because they’re cute and can also be poisonous
IM SO SATISFIED
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Side note: These don’t have motors. They’re completely momentum/wind-powered and literally just wander around beaches unsupervised like giant abstract monsters.
these are both amazing and COMPLETELY TERRIFYING
IF I SAW ONE OF THESE COMING I WOULD CRY